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officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

captainshroom:

woah

(Source: jem-love13)

me when I go anywhere
me:ugh there are people here

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

(via grayserenity)

Are Martha and Donna the only New Who companions who we haven’t seen as children?

tyrannyoftheurgent:

prettyboy-withme:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

tyrannyoftheurgent:

The people I’m hanging out with just started talking about politics hardcore.
I think they might be poli-sci majors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

New political stance thanks prettyboy-withme

"Our country has been suffering moral and oral degradation"

The puns. Good Lord, the puns. 

You’re welcome.

One of my cats just yawned in mid pounce.

Unrelated, but I wanted you to know, my darling.

D’awww. Presh. I love your kitties.

(Source: word-stuck, via word-stuck)

Why do we have lakes?

bewbin:

one day Jesus was walking on water (as he does) and slipped in a river then turned to it and said “God Damn it”

(via tyrannyoftheurgent)

portraits-of-america:

     “I just woke up this morning and thought, It’s cold—what should I wear today? Oh, I have those new floral jeans. Then, as I was talking to someone, I realized that I’m wearing so many patterns today that I look like a walking idiot. He said, ‘That’s OK—we’re all walking idiots.’”

Northfield, MN