me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later



(Source: jem-love13)

me when I go anywhere
me:ugh there are people here


i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

(via grayserenity)

Are Martha and Donna the only New Who companions who we haven’t seen as children?





The people I’m hanging out with just started talking about politics hardcore.
I think they might be poli-sci majors.


New political stance thanks prettyboy-withme

"Our country has been suffering moral and oral degradation"

The puns. Good Lord, the puns. 

You’re welcome.

One of my cats just yawned in mid pounce.

Unrelated, but I wanted you to know, my darling.

D’awww. Presh. I love your kitties.

(Source: word-stuck, via word-stuck)

Why do we have lakes?


one day Jesus was walking on water (as he does) and slipped in a river then turned to it and said “God Damn it”

(via tyrannyoftheurgent)


     “I just woke up this morning and thought, It’s cold—what should I wear today? Oh, I have those new floral jeans. Then, as I was talking to someone, I realized that I’m wearing so many patterns today that I look like a walking idiot. He said, ‘That’s OK—we’re all walking idiots.’”

Northfield, MN