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YOU KNOW WHAT’S NOT OKAY

when your roommate’s computer starts playing freakin’ AMERICAN HORROR STORY 

RANDOMLY

WHEN YOU’RE ALONE AND THE LAPTOP IS CLOSED

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS BEING MURDERED OKAY

"We don’t vote in America… We do what we like. All the time. 24/7. Because America."
- Dr. Weathers

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via timeywimeygirl)

thenightvalescorpions:

i look like absolute fucking trash right now but i don’t care, i’m going to rock the human dumpster look anyway

That’s the best thing. Go full hobo and never look back.

gladosandwheatley:

Wait for it.

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

(via shadowrogue9979)

bonanzajellybean:

im-still-in-shock:

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

(Source: shitlockedholmes, via captainshroom)

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

(via worldsonlyconsultingbooty)

I don’t want my responsibilities.

here.

you can have them.