me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later
i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion
Are Martha and Donna the only New Who companions who we haven’t seen as children?
The people I’m hanging out with just started talking about politics hardcore.
I think they might be poli-sci majors.
New political stance thanks prettyboy-withme
"Our country has been suffering moral and oral degradation"
The puns. Good Lord, the puns.
One of my cats just yawned in mid pounce.
Unrelated, but I wanted you to know, my darling.
D’awww. Presh. I love your kitties.
one day Jesus was walking on water (as he does) and slipped in a river then turned to it and said “God Damn it”
“I just woke up this morning and thought, It’s cold—what should I wear today? Oh, I have those new floral jeans. Then, as I was talking to someone, I realized that I’m wearing so many patterns today that I look like a walking idiot. He said, ‘That’s OK—we’re all walking idiots.’”